A day in the life of Hit-Girl.

 A day in the the life of Hit-Girl (aka Mindy McCready):

Another revised character. This is Hit-Girl of the "Kick Ass" series from Icon Comics.  In the movies and comics, Hit-Girl is young; 11-14. Here, a few years later, Mindy McCready (her secret identity) has blossomed into a woman's body. Her costume however has not changed much and fits a little tighter in some places (She can't quite get that zipper up anymore). She has embraced her hot body and uses it to her advantage. She was brought up by her late father who trained her to be an assassin and taught her to cuss like a sailor. She is smart, sharp, athletic and ruthless. Now that her hormones have kicked in, she is also a horn dog. Her only sex education has come from watching on line porn so she has a twisted concept of it all. Here, you can see Mindy in and out of costume. She has become very popular at school as of late with the boys, girls and some teachers too.

Story starts out in school around lunch break as Mindy McCready hits up the cafeteria with girlfriend Megan. 

Mindy and her best friend with benefits Megan are in the lunch line. Megan has wanted a steady relationship with Mindy but Mindy likes to keep her options open. Besides, Megan doesn't know Mindy's big secret. Megan: "Oh barf. Look at the swill they try to pass off as food. I'll pass."  Mindy: "Cool, go save us some seats then."

Garrett: "Hello Mindy"

Mindy: "Garrett, are you staring at my ass again?"  Garrett: "Uhm...ah, no...I was just...just."  Mindy: "Hee hee, it's okay Garrett. I know I have a nice ass."  Garrett: "I was just wondering if you want to come chill with me in the gym?"  Mindy knew that Garrett was just another dumb jock but he was sweet and the fact that he had a ten inch cock helped too. Besides, she had grown a bit tired of Dave Lizewski (Kick-Ass) as of late no matter how good he was in bed.

Later on:

 Just as Mindy McCready is getting comfortable with Garrett, she gets an 911 alert from her foster Mom. Mindy: "Garrett, I got to go. Sorry, but my Mom is sick."  Garrett: "Oh, okay. Maybe we can bone later?"  Mindy: "Sure Garrett, we can bone later. I'll text you."  Garrett: "Cool. I hope your foster Mom feels better soon."

Mindy heads into the hallway to take the call:

Mindy: "What's up Susan?"  Officer Susan Williams: "Listen, Cordova just made bail. He's out and we can't touch him. The witnesses are already starting to cave. There won't be anybody left to testify against him. Our hands are tied. It might be time for that friend of yours to pay him a visit." Mindy: "Do you know where he is now?" Officer Susan Williams: "I'm going to find that out soon. I'll meet you out front of your school."

Mindy: "As much as this pains me, I am going to need reinforcements. I better text Dave."

Mindy McCready tells her teacher, Mrs. Fields, that her mother is sick and she has to leave. Mrs. Fields, ever comforting, gives Mindy a hug and kisses her forehead with Mindy's face buried in her cleavage. Mrs. Fields: "Of course Mindy. Please give her all my love." She gives Mindy one more tight squeeze and lets her go.

Mindy: "Where is Cordova going Susan?"  Officer Susan Williams: "Just got word from a friend. He is meeting his men at the swank bar downtown, Swizzlers." Mindy: "I'm texting the address to Kick-Ass. Maybe some of his lame friends will come too." Officer Susan Williams: "Just be careful. Cordova won't be alone." Mindy: "I'm always careful." Officer Susan Williams: "Look out, your girlfriend Megan is coming is coming this way."

Mindy: "It's okay, I got this. Play along." Officer Susan Williams: "Huh?"  Mindy: "Fuck off narc! My father was a detective. I know my rights." Officer Williams: "Fine! Get lost brat."

Mindy steals away to the girls' change rooms and quickly dons her alter ego façade as Hit-Girl.

Officer Williams: "Get going Hit-Girl"

Hit-Girl arrives at the club, no sign of Kick-Ass anywhere. 

Hit-Girl: "Where the fuck is that nut sack Kick-Ass? He should already be here. Oh well, can't wait any longer or this douche bag will get away again."

Hit-Girl goes in solo

Hit-Girl: "Hello." Waitress: "Uhm, are you old enough to be in here?"

Cordova: "Well, well, well... if it isn't Super Brat. Are you lost, little girl?" Hit-Girl: "No, I'm pretty sure this circle jerk is the Limp Dick HQ."

Hit-Girl: "End of the line Cordova."

5 minutes later...

"Well, well. look who finally showed up?"

 Kick-Ass: "Hit-Girl! We're here. What's the plan?"  Hit-Girl: "Late again Dick Splash. You and Cum Shot missed all the fun." 

Kick-Ass: "Gold Star couldn't find her gloves so we missed our bus and had to call an Uber."    Gold Star: "Wait a second, who are Dick Splash and Cum Shot?"  Hit-Girl: "Sigh"

Gold Star: "So what do we do now? We got all dressed up?"  Hit-Girl: "Let's the three of us go to the safe house. You know how horny a blood bath makes me, don't ya Kiss Ass?"  Kick-Ass: "Woo hoo!"

Gold Star: "Huh?" Hit-Girl: "Hey Star Slut, you eat pussy, right?"

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