Bitch Slap, animation.

 As you all know, I am obsessed with the movie, "Bitch Slap!" as per my prior posts,  http://marymargretcallahan.blogspot.ca/2012/07/bitchslap.html and, http://marymargretcallahan.blogspot.ca/2013/03/welcome-to-hel.html. Lately I have spent a lot of my time on IMVU.com where I have been doing 3D animation. I needed a subject to work on, so I thought about Bitch Slap! and started drawing the movie. I have over 1000 renders now just of Bitch Slap scenes. This post will be big as I try to tell the movie in images...

BITCH SLAP!

"A belief in a supernatural source of evil is not not necessary; Mankind alone is already capable of every type of wickedness." - Joseph Conrad 1911

Three Innocent ladies arrive at a deserted spot in the desert, near a vacant trailer.

Hel steps out

Hel gives a good view

Camero's entrance

Camero armed and ready

Hel signals Camero to check the trailer out

 

Camero searches, finds nothing.

"Fucking nothing, I told you."

Hel to Trixie: "Sorry Trixie, it wasn't supposed to go down like this."

Enter Trixie

Trixie is an eye full.

Hel prepares to pop the trunk which releases Gage.

After beating Gage, Camero reminds Trixie that it was her fault for this happening.

Three hours ago....

Trixie breaks into Gage's safe, finding no treasure but a satellite photo with numbers on it.

Gage catches Trixie

Trixie is tortured with Thadius.

Camero has been watching and has to act

Guns blazing, Camero comes to Trixie's rescue.

Present...

After getting the info from  Gage, Camero eliminates him before he says too much.

Mortified, Trixie remembers the start of the evening, seducing Gage...

Trixie: "Do you like that?"

"Trixie: I call that move shock and awe."

Present....  With Gage dead, the 3 women go about digging for the treasure....

Hel is worried that Camero is out of control, Trixie is scared and loosing it and that Gage mentioned that he works for Pinky and that time is running out.

Trixie: "So who is this Pinky person anyway?"
Hel: "Pinky is a notorious underworld figure, runs drugs, weapons, industrial contraband, organizes hit squads, counterfeit rings, rumoured to have government contracts for wet work and supplying terror cells... no one deals directly with Pinky and no one no one even knows what he looks like."
Camero: "Some say Pinky is a phantom, some say he sold his soul to the devil. I think he is the devil."
"A Russian oligarch named Vladamir the Butcher Popmiov went after Pinky with fifty of his best assassins...."

Pinky blazed through that shitstorm armed with nothing but a dusty old  sword.

Three nights ago...

Camero rolls up on Black Ice and steals the safe key.

After killing Black Ice, Camero asks his girlfriend if she wants to go for the ride of her life.

Meanwhile, the women are confronted by Deputy Fuchs, Hel works her magic and talks their way out of it.

"It was late, and our car broke down."

Five nights ago...
At a government facility, a strip show called a "Bombshell bitchfest blowout", Trixie works her magic to get Gage's attention . Was that Deputy Fuches there too?

Trixie : "Who wants into my pearly gates."

"I'm Trixie, your little slice of heaven."

While digging in the heat. Camero confesses her best bang...

"Was with a contortionist behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudius, couldn't stand straight for days, never did get her name."

Trixie can't take the heat...

Trixie gets wet

Trixie: "Don't tell me you don't want some of what I'm selling."

Water fight

Everyone gets soaked.

Seven nights ago...

Kinki is the new street fight champion. She wields a deadly Yo-yo.

 Camero returns unexpectedly. She wants to know where to find Gage and fights Hotwire and Kinki to get the info.

After some choice Japanese words from Kinki, Camero has a suggestion for her.

Ten nights ago....
On a train platform in Moscow..

Hel awaits her secret contact Mr Pheonix, with a copy of "Slutty Bitches in Post-feminist America, Second Edition"

Hel: "She doesn't suspect a thing, we move in five days time. The nanostorm is active, casualties will be immense."

Reading the code 75650, Hel claims that not only does Gage have a sick sense of humour, he also has a death wish.

Meanwhile,
back in the desert...the digging produces a dead body that looks very much like Mr Pheonix. Panicked, Trixie runs into the trailer.

Trixie: "I'm scared Hel."

"I need you Hel, Kiss me."

Hel: "I've never felt like this with anyone before."

Hel and Trixie get down.

Camero: "What the fuck, I'm out here sweating my ass off and you two are in here bashing gash. I knew I couldn't trust you"

After being knocked down by Camero, Hel discoves something beneath the floorboards.

Meanwhile, Hotwire and Kinki arrive and hold the 3 hostage. Hel and Camero are forced to dig while Kinki plays with Trixie.

You are my horse, Getti up!

Four months ago....
At Honey Junction Women's prison...
Hel reads, "Slutty Bitches in Post-feminist America, second edition"as she is getting ready for release.

Her cell mate Camero: Hey, I need help getting off."

Hel : "You certainly have livened up my incarceration Camero."

Hel: "I can still get you out, but you got to give me something to work with."

Distant voice, "Stick your finger in her ass Camero.

Camero: "Get me out of here and I'll split $200,000,000 in diamonds with you."

 Meanwhile, back in the desert....
Hel finds the vault, Camero wants to sell out Trixie, admits her love for Hel. Hel won't give up on Trixie and shows Hotwire and Kinki the vault, which is locked. With their lives on the line, Hel punches in a code, "75650" It works.
Deputy Fuchs returns to save the day but Kinki gets to him.

Kinki attacks Deputy Fuchs

Kinki: "Oh-no, sombody has a problem, here I come."

Hel emerges from the trailer with an equalizer. Wounds Hotwire and Kinki.

Camero recovers, finishes Hotwire, takes his gun and goes after Kinki.

Camero: "Fortune cookie say, future not so bright."

Camero is still raging... confronts Hel, "you were doing 7 to 10 Hel, how did you fly out in under three weeks? and how did you spring me with twelve years left on my sentance?"

"I'm finally seeing you for who you really are; prison, weapons, cash, your mastering of Honduran snuff sex. You want to tell Good and plenty what you punched in or shall I. 75650, what's that spell?"

Hel takes control again. Fuchs is locked in the trailer, Camero is chained up.

"You better pray to whatever God you worship that I don't get out of this thing."

4 months, 17 days ago....
Camero is hiding in a convent, but can't play nice so she flips off the Mother Superior and leaves.

"Save it crusty, I'm vapour, this place bites anyway."

Camero marches straight into Gage and his police friends who take the diamonds off of her.

Meanwhile, back in the desert...
Hel and Trixie go into the vault and Hel finds the diamonds and the nanoswarm device. Trixie picks out a souvenir for herself...

"It's beautiful. Can I keep it?"

But Camero is loose now...

"I'm going to sleigh ride your sorry ass once and for all."

"You want me? come and get me."

"Stay down Camero. I don't want to have to kill you."

Camero tricks Hel, takes the diamonds and lights the trailer on fire.

"So long Bitches."

"Cram this into your clambake,bitchcakes!"

Hel on Earth.

Boom!

Hel decides to tell Trixie the truth about herself.

4.13 months ago...
In the mountains of Austria....

Hel/Agent Foxy 69, tracks down terrorist Dieter.

Wrong answer Dieter

Mr Pheonix to Hel: "Good work Foxy, We now have another chance to recover the nanoswarm. I want you to infiltrate Honey Junction women's prison and make contact with a former associate of Mortimer Gage, goes by an alias of Camero."

Meanwhile back in the desert....

Trixie to Hel: "So you're a super sexy covert operative mascarading as a sex toy tycoon. Cool!"

Trixie is shot, Camero has survived the explosion.

Camero comes after Hel again

Catfight of the century

Camero lands some big punches

Hel is Bitchslapped

Hel goes down

Trixie, recovering, watches as Hel falls to Camero. Camero is coming for her next.

Trixie is too weak and vulnerable to fight back against Camero. Camero decides to rape her instead. As she pulls down Trixie's panties, she see's a familiar tattoo. Camero has a flashback....
5 months ago.....
Behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudius,

Camero's best lay

Contorshinist: "I'm going to baste your giblets, butter briches."

Camero realizes that Trixie was her best lover. In a rage she tries to kill Trixie but a revived Deputy Fuchs comes to her rescue again, shooting Camero full of holes.

Camero finished.

Deputy Fuchs thinks he will ride off into the sunset with Trixie...

I have something here for you Roy.

What's this?

Trixie murders Fuchs.

Hel is not quite dead and observes the murder. Trixie is not what she seems...

6 months ago...
In Las Vegas, at the Glory Hole Casino and Petting Zoo (Strip Club). Gage and his thugs are making a deal with a terrorist. Gage is selling a vile of weaponized nanoswarm virus he stole from Pinky for $200,000,000 in diamonds. As the deal goes down, all hell breaks loose. Mercenaries start a gun fight. Mr Pheonix calls in his agent, Foxy 69...

Foxy 69 arrives by parachute

Foxy lands into the firefight

Hel must recover the nanoswarm

Hel gets into the fight

Hel in the gunfight

Hel gets knocked out in an explosion.

It's Camero in disguise

A motorcycle Elvis burst into the scene and snatches the diamonds

Camero rides off with the diamonds

the silloette of Pinky scares off most of Gage's gang.

Pinky starts killing eveyone.

Pinky takes over the fight.

Gage runs off with the nanoswarm and Pinky's sword but Pinky has a plan B

Pinky incinerates everyone except Hel.

Pinky looks familiar. Could it be???

Meanwhile, back in the desert,....

Trixie to Hel:  "I think you know who I am." "It was all for this, made in the sixteenth century by master craftsman Unattata Niugi. This nganta has seen battles won and empires fall for over six hundred years.
 Gage was stupid to think that I didn't care.

Hel: "Go to hell Trixie,"

Trixie: "last one in is a rotton egg."

"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack we must seem unable. When using our forces we seem inactive.When we are near we must make him believe that we are far away. When we are  far away, we must seem near.  Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder to draw him in close and Crush him." - Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" 380 BC

Comic Con 2013 post event post.

This was inevitable, if you remember my post from last year... http://marymargretcallahan.blogspot.ca/2012/06/comiccon.html

Comic Con came back to Niagara Falls even bigger and better than last year's inaugural event. I know a lot of you don't get it or you think that its just for "geeks". I guess that makes me a huge geek then.

Wearing costumes to disguise our true nature is the theme of fantasy and the super hero genre, something that I think we all can relate to. I grew up with comic books, superheros and the 1960's hit show Batman, with Adam West as the lead. I love Comic Con and am very glad that it calls Niagara Falls one of its homes.
I will spare you the rest of my tirade, as I said it all last year. Instead, enjoy the many reasons why I love Comic Con.....

Harley Quinn

Lady Death

Lesbian Thor

Green Lantern

Queen of Darkness

Bat villains

The man, Adam West

Batgirl!!!!!!!

Awesome, now, only 362 days until NF ComicCon 3

MMC

Comic Con 2013

While diligently working at her desk, Mary-Margret Callahan receives an urgent call on the hot line.

Yes Commissioner?

"Yes Commissioner, right away!"
Putting aside her never ending work of editing erotic stories, Mary-Margret leaps from her desk and hurries up the fire escape to the isolated rooftop.

Up to the rooftop

Carefully making sure that the coast is clear, Mary-Margret prepares herself and utters the magic word that summons the thunder from a clear sky and a bolt of lightning comes crashing down. "SHAZAM!"

SHAZAM!

In an instant, our mild manner, book wise writer is transformed into the heroic super heroine, Mary Marvel.

With the powers of the benefactor goddesses; the grace of Selena, the strength of Hippolyta, the skills of Artemis, the fleetness of Zephyrus, the beauty of Aphrodite, and the wisdom of Minerva, Mary Marvel is off to thwart crime......or maybe just to attend Comic Con.

Mary Marvel

Thank you for endulging.
MMC

End of the Season aka Year in Review

As my devoted followers already know, it is that time of year for me to hang up the stockings. Re: http://marymargretcallahan.blogspot.ca/2012/05/hibernation.html

Old police station March 2013

    My season starts in the autumn, usually around the beginning of October and runs through the winter time. I will go as long as possible until the weather gets nice and summery and that's when I have to take a break. That is usually around the end of April.
    Because I live a dual life, my other, less exciting personae takes centre stage in the summer months. I found out about five or six years ago that it became too difficult and too stressful and damn near impossible to keep up my Mary-Margret time during the summer. Since then, I don't even try. I just "hibernate" over the summer. It is good and healthy to take a break and when the Autumn breeze rolls in, I always have a renewed vigour and ambition for strutting around in heels and stockings.
    The hibernating phase is always a bit melancholy for me. Much like last year, the season ended with more of a whimper than a bang. My last outing was on March 31st. I couldn't manage to squeeze another one in. I had a couple of chances but my plans fell through. So now begins the long wait until the fall for me to step out of my cocoon again.

   For the summer, I still continue to write and stay in touch via the web. I will post blogs and write stories. I also have a huge stash of photos left over from the past season that I can sporadically post on Flickr as a "best of the rest" series. I have some themed projects awaiting release as well. Hopefully, that will keep you all coming back.

The year in Review Oct 2012-March 2013:

   It started for me in Oct with four separate occasions. The first was my "Black Widow" photo shoot that was very popular and I loved it.
 

Black Widow Oct 2012

The second was a night that I tried out my new blonde wig mark 4. I went out in western, cowgirl wear and tried out some new peach coloured clothes and also did some "Shazam!" shots.

Cowgirl

Peachy

Shazam

The third Oct outing was a goth night, where I went out to the Secret Garden, Queenston Heights, the tourist shop and a graveyard, in goth finery.

the garden Oct 2012

The last Oct night out was a Halloween party in Toronto where I dressed up as a nun and met up with my good friend Janie who was dressed as a truck-stop waitress/ vampire and became the night of The Epic Kiss.

Halloween 2012

After a November of football, hunting and movember staches, I got out again in December for a mid week date night/ cribbage challenge where we started out looking for a bar to have a drink at, of which most were closed super early, starting at Milestones, then the Keg, and finally ending up at TGI Fridays for cocktails of all places.

TGIF December 2012

The other night was a Saturday at Club Envy, just before Christmas which also involved a Chinese theme, Santa theme, and Schoolgirl theme photo shoot.

Envy Xmas

Chinese New Year

School Cool

Santa's Baby

In January, I drove through a blizzard to go to Toronto. I met up again with Janie for dinner at the Drake Hotel, which included great food, cocktails, music and an old school photo booth. I experienced Toronto's tolerance as I felt completely at ease in a "straight" environment including using the (crowded) ladies room.

Drake Hotel Jan 2013

After missing out on February, I got out in early March and took photos downtown at the old police station, at the hose brigade, and at the big cock before doing a set as Hel from Bitch Slap.

Hel March 2013

Police Station March2013

My last outing was to Club Envy again where they were having a fetish night sponsored by Northbound Leather. I was unaware of the theme and was very under dressed. I had been wanting to attend a leather night for sometime and have a full outfit to wear but I was caught off guard this time.

Envy March2013

I still had a few unsatisfied items from my bucket list that I wanted to do this year such as, Toussard's wax museum, a Trooper Blondie shoot, and the spring blossoms at RBG (thank you Christina Saint Marche for the vision). That just means that I will have incentive for the fall. Have a great summer every one.

XOXO
Mary-Margret Callahan

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Cleavage

  On my past few outings, I have received a lot of compliments on my cleavage. I have to admit that my boobs did look outstanding. I received quite a few compliments on my photos on my flickr page too. A lot of people ask, "Are your boobs real?" which is probably the best compliment you can get. The most recent time out, I was chatting with a GG lady who was awe struck by them and had a bit of an obsession with them. It wasn't until I let her feel me up really good before she believed me that it was all an illusion. Even then, not 100% convinced.

    I have always relied on the feminine appearance of my legs and my bum to create the female allure. My bust was an after thought. In the early years, I simply stuffed a bra with socks and wore high neck sweaters or tops. It wasn't until I purchased a few tops that required showing some cleavage that I decided to do something about it. The first thing I did was purchase a pair of falsies. Nowadays you can get realistic feeling, silicone pads in all shapes and sizes. When I was at Miss Suzi's in Buffalo in 2002, she lent me a pair to try and I was hooked. I bought a pair of C cup forms and still use them to this day.

   A lot of people ask how I make them look so real. For any newcomers to cross dressing, there can be some stuff that I do that can be helpful for you. Try what you want and find what's best for yourself but this is how I do it:
  First, the skin has to be smooth, so get rid of all that chest hair. Use a razor of Nair cream and shower clean after. Moisturize and let it soak in. It is best to get it all, even the arm pits. Any hair spoils the illusion.
  Second, (this is the step that not many people like to do) Tape. That's right, tape. I use duct tape. Its another reason you don't want any hair left over, it will hurt like a bitch coming off later. Peel off about 10-15" of tape and place one end under your left armpit about the level of your nipple. Take another piece about the same length and repeat this step on your right side. Pull the two pieces together in the middle of your chest just below your nipples so that the loose skin gets pulled to the middle of your chest. I highly recommend laying off the push-ups or bench presses a few days before this so that there is something to work with. Stick the two pieces of tape together tightly and snug like a front clasp bra. You can also use just one piece of tape straight across but holding the skin in place is difficult when stretching the tape to the other arm pit. Either way...That should create the "valley."
    Third. The bra. Wear a good, firm, padded, push-up bra; One with strong sides. Wear it snug and adjust the height to cover the tape. Sometimes it may not cover the tape 100% but that's alright if you are wearing clothes over top.
   Fourth, The falsies. I use my C cup silicone pads which are tear drop shaped. I wear them on an angle so that the round bottoms almost meet in the middle and the top points are pointed toward my shoulders. I put some tape on the back of them double sided so that the breast forms stick to my skin. Its mostly to keep them from sliding around when you move. That way,  you can and dance, strut and do anything without them flopping out.
   Fifth, Foundation undergarments. Other than the bra itself, a girdle or corset or spandex slip or a second bra will help the bra to push and hold everything into place. I found that and under boob corset helps to accent the bust line and lets those puppies jiggle like Kate Upton's on the runway. Its the opposite for GGs with real boobs who get the best jiggle rack from an over bust corset.
   Sixth, Makeup. Much like the face, foundation makeup is used to highlight certain areas. Use your darker matte colour from your neck down to the "V" in your cleavage but leave the fleshy orbs for a lighter shade and powder them. Use a brush and a shade of rouge or dark foundation to to create the shadow line that goes from the top, centre of the breast and curves down inside to the bottom of the "V". Make sure both sides are the same. Voila, boobs.

 Practice makes perfect so try a combination of these ideas and find what works best for your body. A final note on tape....When you're finished and are down to the peeling off stage, I recommend wetting the area with water and/or moisturizer to help the tape come off easier and leave less damage. And moisturize after for sure.

There are some very good online tutorials on youtube. Here is a very good one that I liked.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJUFQlUmoGI

Welcome to Hel.

      As you recall in my previous post about the movie "Bitch Slap" ( http://marymargretcallahan.blogspot.ca/2012/07/bitchslap.html   ) I have an obsession of this film. I don't know how many times I have watched it. It has to be more than fifty now. I never get sick of it. Part of that obsession comes from the cast of course. My favourite character in the film is Hel, which is the nickname of Helen, or Agent Foxy 69. Everyone just calls her Hel. She is played by ultra hot, glam goddess Erin Cummings. Erin's career has taken off since this role and has starred in Sparticus, Detroit 187, Pan Am, Made in Jersey, and several other projects. She gives the role of Hel its femme fatale, corperate, ball busting bitch qualities. Hel is not only beautiful but she is the brains of the group of women with trouble on their minds. The character is strong as well as smart and compassionate.

     As any crossdresser or tranny will often do with an attractive female character obsession, we want to "femulate" their look. I have tried to piece together enough of the costume worn by Hel throughout most of the movie. The main pieces are a tight black pencil skirt and satin blouse, worn open to reveal the black bra. Hel's top is a champagne colour, which I couldn't find in my size. I had to settle on a black one. She wears fishnet hose, black panties, black 4" stiletto sandals and rose sunglasses. Hel has long red hair and an hour glass figure. I did my best to recreate the look. I could never do Erin Cummings justice but as they say, "imitation is the highest form of flattery."

  For those of you who still haven't seen this movie... what are you waiting for? Hot women, guns, boobs, cat fights, hot lesbian sex, a love triangle, sexy costumes, comedy, mystery, explosions, witty dialogue and a lesson in Sun Tsu.

XOXO