Tuesday, 26 November 2013
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
What to do this halloween?
Halloween, or as I like to call it, "Tranny international holiday," is soon upon us. I am trying to to decide what to do, as usual. It all depends of course on how my dental surgery goes next week. I may have puffy chipmunk face on the Saturday night that I have booked open, Oct 26th. If all goes well however, than I plan to go out and enjoy a party of some kind. Last year, I went to Toronto as a sexy nun and met up with my friend Janie, (http://www.janieblack.com/ )you might remember. This might jog the memory....
This year, there are some choices that I am looking at. In no particular order....
Club Envy, a Niagara LGBT club that has fetish nights every last Sat of the month. I went to one in March, under dressed, and had a blast.
Then there is the same place that I went last year, in Toronto...
Then there is the live show of RHPS, here in Niagara Falls...
Help me decide?
Suggest an idea, here or on my Twitter... @tgirl_mary
This year, there are some choices that I am looking at. In no particular order....
Club Envy, a Niagara LGBT club that has fetish nights every last Sat of the month. I went to one in March, under dressed, and had a blast.
Help me decide?
Suggest an idea, here or on my Twitter... @tgirl_mary
Tuesday, 24 September 2013
Help me select a book cover
One reason why I have writer's block so much is due in part to the disappointment of not having my novel, "Trooper Blondie" published. On the inspiration of the successes of my short stories and getting letters printed in Penthouse, I attacked the biggest writing project of my life. I had an idea for a story in my head that would be ten times bigger than all the previous stories I had previously written combined.
It took me over a year of part time writing between starting in 2004 and finishing sometime in 2006. When I had completed it, I posted the transcript in my Yahoo group that contains most of my erotic fiction. After that I began the editing process. When I had it the way I liked it, I started shopping for literary agents to start the publishing process. I tried for about two years without any success. That made me distraught and killed some of my desire to write which is why I have not put out much in the way of new material since that time.
Someone had suggested self publishing my story. At the time, the cost of doing that was very expensive and out of my range so I forgot about it. Recently, I received a Kobo E-reader for my birthday this summer and I am glued to it. I have read six big novels on it so far and have another dozen downloaded. Somewhere in there the light finally went off. I should publish it as an electronic book only. Duh?? Nowadays, nobody is buying firm books anyway. Since my book would be a lot of peoples "dirty little secret," it would appeal to many more readers in electronic format.
One of the publishing challenges is to come up with original art for the covers. I thought about using a photo of myself but that might just scare a lot of folks away so then I thought about animated art. I have been making a ton of it on IMVU lately, so why not. I have been trying to make a lot of themed stuff lately for the book and need to decide on something.
Here is a link to the folder on deviant art where I have a selection. I would love your input on an appropriate cover picture. http://mary-margret.deviantart.com/gallery/46171452
Leave a comment there or on here, or @tgirl_mary on twitter
For anyone who has never read "Trooper Blondie".....
http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/MMCs_transfiction/files/Trooper%20Blondie
This is a sample of avatar that I am using.
It took me over a year of part time writing between starting in 2004 and finishing sometime in 2006. When I had completed it, I posted the transcript in my Yahoo group that contains most of my erotic fiction. After that I began the editing process. When I had it the way I liked it, I started shopping for literary agents to start the publishing process. I tried for about two years without any success. That made me distraught and killed some of my desire to write which is why I have not put out much in the way of new material since that time.
Someone had suggested self publishing my story. At the time, the cost of doing that was very expensive and out of my range so I forgot about it. Recently, I received a Kobo E-reader for my birthday this summer and I am glued to it. I have read six big novels on it so far and have another dozen downloaded. Somewhere in there the light finally went off. I should publish it as an electronic book only. Duh?? Nowadays, nobody is buying firm books anyway. Since my book would be a lot of peoples "dirty little secret," it would appeal to many more readers in electronic format.
One of the publishing challenges is to come up with original art for the covers. I thought about using a photo of myself but that might just scare a lot of folks away so then I thought about animated art. I have been making a ton of it on IMVU lately, so why not. I have been trying to make a lot of themed stuff lately for the book and need to decide on something.
Here is a link to the folder on deviant art where I have a selection. I would love your input on an appropriate cover picture. http://mary-margret.deviantart.com/gallery/46171452
Leave a comment there or on here, or @tgirl_mary on twitter
For anyone who has never read "Trooper Blondie".....
http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/MMCs_transfiction/files/Trooper%20Blondie
Monday, 26 August 2013
The Twin Riddle
For anyone who was around before that might remember my old blog, I had posted the world's toughest riddle. To my memory, no one ever figured it out though.
Challenge: Solve the riddle and post your answer without any help or research, just good old fashion thinking.
Background...
The way I first heard this riddle was in religious context. They used the extremes of heaven and hell. Being as I am an atheist and don't want to isolate out any non Christians, I often use extremes like paradise and peril to tell the riddle. Sometimes it can be told to suit an individual, like using Las Vegas and Salt Lake City, or saying one way gets you a full body massage from the Swedish bikini team and the other gets you beaten to death with a rusty hammer. The point is that there are two extremes, one great and perfect and the other one horrible and unbearable.
Here goes...
You are forced to follow a road and cannot turn back. You will come to a junction or fork in the road. One of those roads will lead to paradise and the other will lead to peril. You want to take the road to paradise but you can't tell which is which. They look the same. Once you choose a path, you cannot turn around. You are committed to whatever lays ahead. Luckily, there is a gatehouse at the junction. In the gatehouse lives identical twins. They look exactly the same and they know which path is which. The only difference is that one twin always tells the truth and cannot lie. The other twin only lies and cannot tell the truth. The sign on the door tells you to knock and when one of them answers the door, you may ask one question and one question only. Your question will be answered, then you must choose a road and be on your way. You will not be able to tell which twin you are talking to, its impossible to tell them apart. You cannot ask multi part questions or secondary or follow questions. You have one shot...
So what is the question that you ask?
If you ask correctly, you can confidently go on the correct path knowing that you chose with 100% certainty.
Let's hear your question for the Twins.
Challenge: Solve the riddle and post your answer without any help or research, just good old fashion thinking.
Background...
The way I first heard this riddle was in religious context. They used the extremes of heaven and hell. Being as I am an atheist and don't want to isolate out any non Christians, I often use extremes like paradise and peril to tell the riddle. Sometimes it can be told to suit an individual, like using Las Vegas and Salt Lake City, or saying one way gets you a full body massage from the Swedish bikini team and the other gets you beaten to death with a rusty hammer. The point is that there are two extremes, one great and perfect and the other one horrible and unbearable.
Here goes...
You are forced to follow a road and cannot turn back. You will come to a junction or fork in the road. One of those roads will lead to paradise and the other will lead to peril. You want to take the road to paradise but you can't tell which is which. They look the same. Once you choose a path, you cannot turn around. You are committed to whatever lays ahead. Luckily, there is a gatehouse at the junction. In the gatehouse lives identical twins. They look exactly the same and they know which path is which. The only difference is that one twin always tells the truth and cannot lie. The other twin only lies and cannot tell the truth. The sign on the door tells you to knock and when one of them answers the door, you may ask one question and one question only. Your question will be answered, then you must choose a road and be on your way. You will not be able to tell which twin you are talking to, its impossible to tell them apart. You cannot ask multi part questions or secondary or follow questions. You have one shot...
So what is the question that you ask?
If you ask correctly, you can confidently go on the correct path knowing that you chose with 100% certainty.
Let's hear your question for the Twins.
Friday, 16 August 2013
Black Kiss
With Kick Ass 2 opening this weekend, I was reminded of
another comic book story that I wanted to see made into a movie.This
also feeds into the twins theme that I have been running on Flickr.
I believed I mentioned "Black Kiss" by Howard Chaykin in a previous blog. http://marymargretcallahan.blogspot.ca/2012/07/mary-margret-movies.html
Howard Chaykin originally released Black Kiss in 1988. It was ground breaking in many ways. It was horror and porn and a great story all wrapped up in outstanding artwork. It had Demons, Transexuals, Silver screen movie stars, Jazz music, School girls, Nuns, Necrophiliacs, Bad cops, Hit men, Mistresses, creepy priests, Stockings and garters, satanic orgies, S&M, and lots of sex. A demon possessed silver screen star has a thing for trannies who look just like herself. Most people can't tell them apart. Together they must deal with a vengeful satanic cult, dirty cops, dirty priests and an ex junkie on the run. It is a dark story.
This series was a favourite of mine for decades and I always wished it would be made into a movie by someone. If I had the resources to make it myself, I would have. Many comic books/graphic novels have successfully made the leap to the big screen. The Sin City movie was a perfect example of a successful move from print to screen that was of a similar genre to the Black Kiss.
Chaykin just released this past year, 2012, Black Kiss 2 in a comic book series. It is the long anticipated follow up to the original 1988 series. The artwork is at the same great level and all the characters are back. Where as the original series takes place over a 3-4 day period, the new instalment is mostly a prequel. It opens in 1912 and gives the back story up to 1988. Then it jumps ahead to 1991 and picks up where the original story left off and brings it up to present day. This new version was banned here in Canada and in the UK for its explicit nature. It was difficult getting the entire series.
Black Kiss 2, is meant to fill in all the blanks and mysteries that the original left out and to bring it to some conclusion. The transsexual angle of the original story I felt was mostly positive. The character was strong and cunning. In the Black Kiss 2 however, the multiple transsexual characters are weak characters and there is a negative vibe in the writing toward them right through to the dark conclusion. I give Howard Chaykin his due for a riveting story, amazing images and unforgettable characters but felt somewhat betrayed here. It was as if he were apologizing for making a great transsexual character in the first one.
I stick to my guns on this one about making a great film. The Black Kiss (the original) would look good in CGI like Sin City was or shot in simple Black and White to give it the feel that the comic book gives off with its inks. Any way would be great.
I even know the perfect cast for most of the characters. I see Charlotte Ross playing Beverly Grove, Jennifer Morrison playing Dagmar Layne, Liam Neeson as Cass Pollack, Ron Pearlman as Ricky Fabrikant, Victoria Justice as Cyndi Franks, and Mila Kunis as Rosemary, Ashley Judd as Magda, Ving Rhaymes as Gladys, and Robert DeNero as Mastrangelo. Wishful thinking, I know. Somebody get me a producer.
I believed I mentioned "Black Kiss" by Howard Chaykin in a previous blog. http://marymargretcallahan.blogspot.ca/2012/07/mary-margret-movies.html
Howard Chaykin originally released Black Kiss in 1988. It was ground breaking in many ways. It was horror and porn and a great story all wrapped up in outstanding artwork. It had Demons, Transexuals, Silver screen movie stars, Jazz music, School girls, Nuns, Necrophiliacs, Bad cops, Hit men, Mistresses, creepy priests, Stockings and garters, satanic orgies, S&M, and lots of sex. A demon possessed silver screen star has a thing for trannies who look just like herself. Most people can't tell them apart. Together they must deal with a vengeful satanic cult, dirty cops, dirty priests and an ex junkie on the run. It is a dark story.
This series was a favourite of mine for decades and I always wished it would be made into a movie by someone. If I had the resources to make it myself, I would have. Many comic books/graphic novels have successfully made the leap to the big screen. The Sin City movie was a perfect example of a successful move from print to screen that was of a similar genre to the Black Kiss.
Chaykin just released this past year, 2012, Black Kiss 2 in a comic book series. It is the long anticipated follow up to the original 1988 series. The artwork is at the same great level and all the characters are back. Where as the original series takes place over a 3-4 day period, the new instalment is mostly a prequel. It opens in 1912 and gives the back story up to 1988. Then it jumps ahead to 1991 and picks up where the original story left off and brings it up to present day. This new version was banned here in Canada and in the UK for its explicit nature. It was difficult getting the entire series.
Black Kiss 2, is meant to fill in all the blanks and mysteries that the original left out and to bring it to some conclusion. The transsexual angle of the original story I felt was mostly positive. The character was strong and cunning. In the Black Kiss 2 however, the multiple transsexual characters are weak characters and there is a negative vibe in the writing toward them right through to the dark conclusion. I give Howard Chaykin his due for a riveting story, amazing images and unforgettable characters but felt somewhat betrayed here. It was as if he were apologizing for making a great transsexual character in the first one.
I stick to my guns on this one about making a great film. The Black Kiss (the original) would look good in CGI like Sin City was or shot in simple Black and White to give it the feel that the comic book gives off with its inks. Any way would be great.
I even know the perfect cast for most of the characters. I see Charlotte Ross playing Beverly Grove, Jennifer Morrison playing Dagmar Layne, Liam Neeson as Cass Pollack, Ron Pearlman as Ricky Fabrikant, Victoria Justice as Cyndi Franks, and Mila Kunis as Rosemary, Ashley Judd as Magda, Ving Rhaymes as Gladys, and Robert DeNero as Mastrangelo. Wishful thinking, I know. Somebody get me a producer.
Wednesday, 10 July 2013
Bitch Slap, animation.
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| BITCH SLAP! |
"A belief in a supernatural source of evil is not not necessary; Mankind alone is already capable of every type of wickedness." - Joseph Conrad 1911
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| Three Innocent ladies arrive at a deserted spot in the desert, near a vacant trailer. |
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| Hel steps out |
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| Hel gives a good view |
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| Camero's entrance |
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Camero armed and ready |
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| Camero searches, finds nothing. |
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| "Fucking nothing, I told you." |
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| Hel to Trixie: "Sorry Trixie, it wasn't supposed to go down like this." |
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| Enter Trixie |
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| Trixie is an eye full. |
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| Hel prepares to pop the trunk which releases Gage. |
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| After beating Gage, Camero reminds Trixie that it was her fault for this happening. |
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| Trixie breaks into Gage's safe, finding no treasure but a satellite photo with numbers on it. |
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| Gage catches Trixie |
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| Trixie is tortured with Thadius. |
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| Camero has been watching and has to act |
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| Guns blazing, Camero comes to Trixie's rescue. |
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| After getting the info from Gage, Camero eliminates him before he says too much. |
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| Trixie: "Do you like that?" |
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| "Trixie: I call that move shock and awe." |
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| Hel is worried that Camero is out of control, Trixie is scared and loosing it and that Gage mentioned that he works for Pinky and that time is running out. |
Hel: "Pinky is a notorious underworld figure, runs drugs, weapons, industrial contraband, organizes hit squads, counterfeit rings, rumoured to have government contracts for wet work and supplying terror cells... no one deals directly with Pinky and no one no one even knows what he looks like."
Camero: "Some say Pinky is a phantom, some say he sold his soul to the devil. I think he is the devil."
"A Russian oligarch named Vladamir the Butcher Popmiov went after Pinky with fifty of his best assassins...."
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| Pinky blazed through that shitstorm armed with nothing but a dusty old sword. |
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| Camero rolls up on Black Ice and steals the safe key. |
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| After killing Black Ice, Camero asks his girlfriend if she wants to go for the ride of her life. |
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| "It was late, and our car broke down." |
At a government facility, a strip show called a "Bombshell bitchfest blowout", Trixie works her magic to get Gage's attention . Was that Deputy Fuches there too?
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| Trixie : "Who wants into my pearly gates." |
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| "I'm Trixie, your little slice of heaven." |
While digging in the heat. Camero confesses her best bang...
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| "Was with a contortionist behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudius, couldn't stand straight for days, never did get her name." |
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| Trixie gets wet |
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| Trixie: "Don't tell me you don't want some of what I'm selling." |
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| Water fight |
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| Everyone gets soaked. |
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| Kinki is the new street fight champion. She wields a deadly Yo-yo. |
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| After some choice Japanese words from Kinki, Camero has a suggestion for her. |
Ten nights ago....
On a train platform in Moscow..
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| Hel awaits her secret contact Mr Pheonix, with a copy of "Slutty Bitches in Post-feminist America, Second Edition" |
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| Hel: "She doesn't suspect a thing, we move in five days time. The nanostorm is active, casualties will be immense." |
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| Reading the code 75650, Hel claims that not only does Gage have a sick sense of humour, he also has a death wish. |
back in the desert...the digging produces a dead body that looks very much like Mr Pheonix. Panicked, Trixie runs into the trailer.
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| Trixie: "I'm scared Hel." |
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| "I need you Hel, Kiss me." |
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| Hel: "I've never felt like this with anyone before." |
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| Hel and Trixie get down. |
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| Camero: "What the fuck, I'm out here sweating my ass off and you two are in here bashing gash. I knew I couldn't trust you" |
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| After being knocked down by Camero, Hel discoves something beneath the floorboards. |
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| You are my horse, Getti up! |
At Honey Junction Women's prison...
Hel reads, "Slutty Bitches in Post-feminist America, second edition"as she is getting ready for release.
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| Her cell mate Camero: Hey, I need help getting off." |
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| Hel : "You certainly have livened up my incarceration Camero." |
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| Hel: "I can still get you out, but you got to give me something to work with." | Distant voice, "Stick your finger in her ass Camero. |
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| Camero: "Get me out of here and I'll split $200,000,000 in diamonds with you." |
Hel finds the vault, Camero wants to sell out Trixie, admits her love for Hel. Hel won't give up on Trixie and shows Hotwire and Kinki the vault, which is locked. With their lives on the line, Hel punches in a code, "75650" It works.
Deputy Fuchs returns to save the day but Kinki gets to him.
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| Kinki attacks Deputy Fuchs |
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| Kinki: "Oh-no, sombody has a problem, here I come." |
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| Hel emerges from the trailer with an equalizer. Wounds Hotwire and Kinki. |
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| Camero recovers, finishes Hotwire, takes his gun and goes after Kinki. |
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| Camero: "Fortune cookie say, future not so bright." |
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| "I'm finally seeing you for who you really are; prison, weapons, cash, your mastering of Honduran snuff sex. You want to tell Good and plenty what you punched in or shall I. 75650, what's that spell?" |
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| "You better pray to whatever God you worship that I don't get out of this thing." |
Camero is hiding in a convent, but can't play nice so she flips off the Mother Superior and leaves.
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| "Save it crusty, I'm vapour, this place bites anyway." |
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| Camero marches straight into Gage and his police friends who take the diamonds off of her. |
Hel and Trixie go into the vault and Hel finds the diamonds and the nanoswarm device. Trixie picks out a souvenir for herself...
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| "It's beautiful. Can I keep it?" |
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| "I'm going to sleigh ride your sorry ass once and for all." |
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| "You want me? come and get me." |
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| "Stay down Camero. I don't want to have to kill you." |
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| Camero tricks Hel, takes the diamonds and lights the trailer on fire. |
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| "So long Bitches." |
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| "Cram this into your clambake,bitchcakes!" |
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| Hel on Earth. |
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| Hel decides to tell Trixie the truth about herself. |
In the mountains of Austria....
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| Hel/Agent Foxy 69, tracks down terrorist Dieter. |
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| Wrong answer Dieter |
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| Mr Pheonix to Hel: "Good work Foxy, We now have another chance to recover the nanoswarm. I want you to infiltrate Honey Junction women's prison and make contact with a former associate of Mortimer Gage, goes by an alias of Camero." |
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| Trixie to Hel: "So you're a super sexy covert operative mascarading as a sex toy tycoon. Cool!" |
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| Trixie is shot, Camero has survived the explosion. |
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| Camero comes after Hel again |
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| Catfight of the century |
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| Camero lands some big punches |
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| Hel is Bitchslapped |
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| Hel goes down |
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| Trixie, recovering, watches as Hel falls to Camero. Camero is coming for her next. |
5 months ago.....
Behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudius,
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| Camero's best lay |
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| Contorshinist: "I'm going to baste your giblets, butter briches." |
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| Camero finished. |
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| I have something here for you Roy. |
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| What's this? |
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| Trixie murders Fuchs. |
In Las Vegas, at the Glory Hole Casino and Petting Zoo (Strip Club). Gage and his thugs are making a deal with a terrorist. Gage is selling a vile of weaponized nanoswarm virus he stole from Pinky for $200,000,000 in diamonds. As the deal goes down, all hell breaks loose. Mercenaries start a gun fight. Mr Pheonix calls in his agent, Foxy 69...
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| Foxy 69 arrives by parachute |
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| Foxy lands into the firefight |
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| Hel must recover the nanoswarm |
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| Hel gets into the fight |
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| Hel in the gunfight |
Hel gets knocked out in an explosion.
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| It's Camero in disguise |
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| A motorcycle Elvis burst into the scene and snatches the diamonds |
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Camero rides off with the diamonds
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| Gage runs off with the nanoswarm and Pinky's sword but Pinky has a plan B |
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| Pinky incinerates everyone except Hel. |
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| Pinky looks familiar. Could it be??? |
Meanwhile, back in the desert,....
Gage was stupid to think that I didn't care.
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| Hel: "Go to hell Trixie," | Trixie: "last one in is a rotton egg." |
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